I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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