at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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