it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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