so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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