google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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