I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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