I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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