Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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