I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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