Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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