On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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