My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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