How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
