THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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