Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
