Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We're too hungover to prance.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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