I'm lost and stupid without you.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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