But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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