If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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