I've blown a few things in my day
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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