Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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