problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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