two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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