its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I believe in your delicious
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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