So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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