Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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