If i come over, it means nothing
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
How external is "for external use only"?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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