I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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