if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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