Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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