Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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