Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's just like the Real World with babies
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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