its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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