Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
