i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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