its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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