Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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