Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
