Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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