There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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