Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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