3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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