All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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