Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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