I just saw a hot homeless man
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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