Porn is love you can see.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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