I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize