Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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