Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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