Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
