Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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