is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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