Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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