i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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