I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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