Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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