I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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